Warning: This post may not be suitable for those who are eating.This afternoon Gryphon and I browsed the hardware at A-Boy's liquidation sale (we have done this several times over the last few weeks), then met the Cunninghams at a farmers' market. We listened to music and ate strawberries, most of which ended up mashed into Gryphon's clothing. Soon it was time to head home for a bath.
As the tub filled, I noticed that Bijou had made a deposit at the base of the toilet - unusual, since she had been outside shortly before. (This is what some may term "foreshadowing.")
Gryphon and I had not been in the bath long before he unleashed his arsenal. A six-inch missile had already deployed before I noticed what was happening. I leapt out of the tub during the second launch, and held Gryphon over the water as he continued the attack. He had concocted a triple-action formula: as the first missile sank into the depths, the second split into components that either floated or dissolved rapidly. Great brown plumes billowed through the bathwater, quickly engulfing the unsuspecting rubber ducks and other bath toys. I was still holding Gryphon, powerless to save them. Meanwhile, the floaters dispersed around the surface and clung to the walls of the bathtub.
After towelling off the baby, I focused on draining the tub. The stopper was not visible in the murkiness; I needed an object to probe for it. As I reached for Cheri's toothbrush, I recalled the negative response I received after scrubbing an old Chinese statue several years ago, and instead grabbed a discarded toothbrush from under the sink. The bristles would not catch on the stopper, and I was forced to invert the brush, wincing. This was when I remembered how slowly our drain had been flowing lately - as though it were nearly clogged. Gryphon's missile somehow propelled itself down into the pipe, and the water immediately ceased draining.
I was reminded of the time I returned home to find the bathroom sink clogged and full of vomit during Cheri's pregnancy: it is not often that I find myself simultaneously disgusted and completely confused. I hoped I would not have to repeat the plunger-ing fiasco that had ensued before. Luckily, Gryphon had suggested we buy some drain-clearing products at A-Boy earlier, and the problem was soon solved. He acts as though nothing happened.